Jeremiah Ortega


Letter Poem

The Letter "e"


Looks like someone curling up in a ball
It looks like a possessed tadpole
Looks like a handicap sign
It looks like a bed
A hole
A den
It has the looks of a jump
A building
A piece of string
A mouse
A dolphin swimming
A whale swimming
Yin and Yang
A frog and a chair
A fish
It looks like a seahorse
A tiger
A snail
Looks like a bag
A gaming chair
A cursive two
A fancy a
A swing
It looks like the starting of a spiral
A rolly polly rolling up

Jeremiah Ortega

Insult Poem


I wish I could tell you that I like how you dress
And I would but I can't get over your breath
I wish I could say that I admire your style
But getting past your hair might take me awhile


If I could I'd be nice and lie to your face
If not for the acne that's taking it's place
I'd stop laughing if I could
But your face looks like wood


Your eyebrows are bushy like a tree
Not to be mean but you smell like pee
Your head is skinny just like a stick
Your mind is girly just like a chick


Your arms are furry like a bear
Your scary faves gives off a scare
Your voice sounds like a witch
You belong  to a hitch